GUSSY'S on FRIDAY

"A nobleman's wart is the badge of the poor"
Madonna Lohan Gandhi

Turn off the vaporizers, fluff up yer merkins, escape the terrifyingly dull metro apologists and join us in Astoria our lives for a cacophonical conquest of Queens. Wotta great club! Reminiscent of long gone downtown and westside rockpits from a gritty era when dipsomaniacs were quick with a poke and a light up yer toke and we picked a younger man's nose.

Convenient 'n close for motorists: A quick 'n bouncy trip down the BQE. At our previous nocturne, a wistful keyboard tech drank halfa case of Bud, chose the gal with the furriest unibrow, and was back in his bunk at the downtown Brooklyn detention center 15 minutes after last call.

Easy parking too!! "Impossible in our verminified hamlet" you say? When not developing 200 million dollar taxpayer funded firework fests, NASA nerds dispute the possibility but GUSSY'S proves them wrong. Perhaps they've been pointing their telescopes up the wrong black holes?

If not horribly mangled at rehearsal we may play this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oKHK1xD55Q

FRIDAY.....9:00.....GUSSY'S...40 minute set.

Toilet Report: Blissfully tinkleful! 60's style blue tile that recall childhood sprinklings, ensuring a spiritually soothing flow.

CUSTARD WALLY
(718)596-4841 ext 2
http://www.custardwally.com
http://www.facebook.com/custardwally
http://www.reverbnation.com/custardwally
http://www.last.fm.music/Custard+Wally

GUSSY'S
20-14 29th Street
Astoria NY 11105
917 261 1494
http://www.reverbnation.com/venue/gussybar