BraveHeart Ball on Friday

Finally we thaw! Remember when a "polar vortex" was an oily, triple-twist maneuver in a Traci Lords film?

Returning to The Delancey on Friday for the annual Braveheart Ball: Great roster as always at a Frank Wood event, fool line-up aqui:

https://www.facebook.com/events/271501523027138/

Don't let the appellative deceive ya: There was a kilt or 2 at last year's event, but no peevish rantings from a blue-in-the-face Mel Gibson. $10 cover for a great cause: The Madden Open Hearts Camp for Children. Impressionable kiddies may be perusing heretofore, so we'll go easy on the usual tasteless remarks & smarty guff.

http://www.openheartscamp.org

A bit of youtubery dedicated to the strumming sirens in The Heart-Ons:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M2jWY5tqQc

We're downstairs in the pit, serenading the dungeonites. Street level is a meterosexual hunting ground where shiny-shoed women sip rainbow colored drinks that often sell in the double digits! Why not get yer booze on cellarly wif our crew fer half the upstairs fare before pleasure patrol countdown?

THE DELANCEY.....Friday...March 14...9:00....4O minnit set......BRING ID!!

Toilet Report: Multi-levelled squattiserie. Basement boasts a utilitarian bowl in the rear of the room fer quik purge. Upstairs has a posh peeyery with mountain stream stones and aluminum backsplash. Bucolic running water is free-flowing so no potential purplethumb from requisite flushing!

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