Ottoberfest this Sunday
Aloha, sun-seared journeymen. Without wishing to sound inordinately
moribund, we're g*ddamn glad this *#!&(%*#!(# heat wave is thru for now!
Jeessh, we've never wanted to strangle so many people in so short a time
frame. Butt flatulate no longer roasted comrades, there's minor chords in
OTTO'S SHRUNKEN HEAD.......SUNDAY, JULY 28.....7:30.....30 minute set
Fool bill acqui:
Harken ye Spritzers, Weiners, Pristine Quims and incumbents of the political
cesspool! You'd be wise to adhere to the subsequent symphonius sophistry
til the votes are miscounted:
Ahhh, phuggg it....ya can't tell any of these polyptical types anything.
Such sick, filthy minded, moist-mouthed little parasites. We despise them
all and envision processing the lot in a finely granulated mill.
Toilet Report: We only squirt here, or in any intermutual loo for that
matter, but this one's a consistent winner. Always lotsa lather and paper
towels, additional options available. The rough looking, leathered, tattoo
bandana boyz apparently have Oakleyesque aim. Sometimes the girlies are a
(718)596-4841 ext 2
OTTO'S SHRUNKEN HEAD
538 East 14th Street (Ave A - B)
New York, NY 10009
212 228 2240