Hello to you!

Back at DESMOND'S this Thursday for another invigoratin' 45 minnit concerto.

We had a fine time here last month! Much to our amazement, the pretty
chickies and accompanying scruffs danced their spotty widdle heinies off
during our cacophonous invasion! Damn! We wanna be young again.

This is a cool joint, the likes of which are rapidly disappearing in our
quaint 'n humble town: A proper Irish pub with reasonable prices,
dartboard, and slurring Union officials staggering amidst the videogame
playing, aforementioned hipsters. Lotsa cozy tables 'n seating 'pon which
to perch whilst passionately discussing current politickery and Tiger Woods'
illicit "9 iron" as the Bushmills and Guinness flow unabettedly.

On the serious side, Happy holidaze to alla yins! We thank you and
appreciate your continued support and wish yuze all a happy, healthy New
Year.

THURSDAY.....DECEMBER 17....10:00

Toilet Report: Not as bad as online reviews have stated, but still quite
horrific. Don't touch nuthin! Yer insignificant other won't believe your
excuses when the rash develops.