Greetings illudites!

Exciting political storms awash, eh? Tea Parties, Birthers, well-gassed
studentry at the G-2 summit...such illuminating disintercourse among the
fascistically unenlightened and habitually underwhelmed!

Surely there will be perfidy afoot as we host the Whiskey Party this
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1, at the grudgingly respected TRASH BAR in Willyburg as a
fundraiser for the Breechbirthers and to flatulently protest the socialistic
National Mental Health Program which discribulates against those of us with
Intelligence Deficit Disorder.

Open Bar from 8:00 - 9:00 (to ensure a proper withering of the balladry).
We be filming this fiasco wif 3 HD cameras, so wear your greenest awning!

TRASH BAR.....8:00......41 minnit set....THURSDAY...OCTOBER 1

BRING ID (Barry O - bring yer birth certificate)