Happy heatwave gritty gothamites!
Give yer underworked congressional lumpage a respite and come heckle our
deafpanel this Saturday, 8/22, at the enchanting HANK'S SALOON in native
HANK'S is a cool joint, famous for their Bloody Mary's, free Sunday bbq and
single-chinned smoochies. Chris used to hang here a bit back in the Reagan
era, when it was called Doray's Tavern and legend had it that Jimmy Swaggart
cruised courtesanery amongst the toothless crones pooching Crown Royals.
Prolly boolchips, but aint everything if you sniff close enuff?
We're the only band on the bill, so we'll prolly be playing 2 sets. No
cover charge, eezy parking, Pac-man, pool table, 1 block from Atlantic Ave
trains. Outta towners can enjoy the hospitality of the adjacent Muhlenberg
Residence and sample some of Brooklyn's legendary crack 'n bedbuggery.
Toilet Report: No issues here.