Spring greetings, fellow Ombudsman!

Bizzy few months in Wallyworld! Hadda few road shows in Baltimore and Penn State, and lotsa other noodlings as well. Beluvved bassist Matt DeSilva played a March of Dimes benefit with Dee Snyder of Twisted Sister fame. You can see a clip here.

Slamming John played at this year's RnR Hall of Fame Awards with Little Anthony and The Imperials. We'll be posting a link when it's available. Standing ovulation for the irrepresible Mr. DiGiulio by the likes of Jeff Beck, Jimmy Page and Ronnie Wood, some of whom he scandalously imbibed with at the afterparty! Reportedly, there was much gnashing of teeth.

Not too shabby, eh!

Proctagonist Chris scowled and strummed disturbing new missives in his dusty dump, whilst negotiating placement contracts and distribution deals with sophisto West Coast reps, some of whom formerly sported an oily mustache or two. "Back atcha babe"..."pick up the points on the back end" and "sign over the publishing" are some of the hip phraseology these movers and shakers might speak!

We're back at DON PEDRO'S, our favorite metro beanery this Saturday for another slamming 45 minnit set. We've already said it all about DP's, Meddy the owner, and Jake Noodles their impeccably dressed booking agent. If you aint checked out Don Pedro's yet, do yerself a favor and commence. Easy parking, cheap drinks, and lotsa space to move about if you feel the need to pirouette. The best live venue in the NYC metro circuit in yer humble narrator's opinion.

DON PEDRO'S....SATURDAY.....APRIL 25th....9:00.....BRING ID!

TOILET REPORT: Hell yeah! Fear not!