Happy New Year!

We're not ones to complain (ahem), but wasn't 2008 the sh*ttiest year in a
long while? Where to begin: Ho-mongrin guvner, less bucks as stimulated
by the fed's longstanding income reduction policies, longest election ever,
financial collapse, continuing unnecessary/unwinnable war against
non-aggressive oil ownin' nation, ugggh....we could go on and on, but
finally it's over (for now)..or maybe not..

Pleez assist in the CUSTARD WALLY bailout proceedings this FRIDAY,
1/09/09....9:00 at Uncle Mike's in Tribeca. Uncle Mike's was formerly known
as The Roadhouse and is conveniently located next to NY Doll's strip bar
abutt the Wall Street ruins. New PA system, Russ Meyer inspired
bartenders, nice woodwork, fomentable beverages, etc.

We aint played NYC for a bit and this seems to be one of the few live venues
in our league still upswilling the impressive rent/tax escalations.

FRIDAY....1/09/09....9:00.....$10 cover charge... 45 minute set...BRING ID!

Toilet Report: Seemed purgeworthy on the toilet reporter's scouting trek,
however this is primarily a Wall Street Bar so beware of suicidal brokers
lying about. Apparently these "Masters of the Universe" don't handle
massive financial ruin very well and tend to fall apart every 12 years or so
when their t*tties get caught in the wringer after giving away the store
again. Tisk-tisk.