TRASH BAR on Tuesday.

Pranced our way thru a fun little sock-hop in Baltimore last Sunday. Cool
crowd and venue! No violence, swellings or sprains to report; but our
protagonist did go a-tumbling t*t over ass into and thru his speaker cabinet
to provide a bit of comic relief. Hmmm....per'aps this recently discovered
lack-of-balance can be a gimmick of sorts? What will happen at our next
perfo: A thorax-piercing somersault thru the soundboard? getting one's
head stuck in the woofer? impaling the scrotal sac with a hi-hat? (oops,
Joe already did that).....etc.,

Aint played THE TRASH BAR for awhile and are excited to be back! As you may
not recall, we usually grab the 9:00 slot cos it directly follows the 1 hour
open-bar (wif $6 lubricant fee) that our sodden chums are encouraged to take
advantage of (hello Jeremy!). TB is a great jernt: pool table, spud
machine, good sound system, filthy velvet curtains, tattooed sleeveless
strumpets.

We'll be playing selected movements from our new catastrophe, CALL ME WALT, reviewed thusly (our apologies to The Larch):

THE TRASH BAR.....TUESDAY, 11/11.....9:00....$6 ADMISSION....BRING ID!!
8:00 - 9:00....open bar.

Toilet Report: Voted Democrat