Subject: Noith Joisey Shore on Saturday

Greetings fellow survivors of our felching economic collapse.

We've got a Noith Joisey shore show this weekend to celebrate Columbus Day
and perhaps negotiate some type of buyback/bailout with The Navajos.
Perilous times such as these require much grog and fingerpointing amongst a
culture of entitlement so overfed and openly weeping. If it weren't for the
occasional glimpse of Sarah Palin's calves, we'd be inconsolable.

CHASERS is a fun venue 1 hour outta NYC, complete wif buffalo wings and
backwards baseball caps. Hopefully we won't be upstaged by MLB playoff
contestants chasing that little ball around in the dirt. We'll be playing 2
sets: 10:00 and 11:15. Easy parking, lotsa space, low-chunk vomit and a
dance floor for those who can't resist tangoing to "Twinky's Pudendum".

CHASERS...SATURDAY....OCTOBER 11.....10:00

Toilet Report: Excrementable til 11:00 (subject to change, dependant on
evening's Jagermeister hourly earnings). Squirtables easily accommodated.