Thanksgiving Greetings to all surviving turkeys!

We hope you had a great holiday. TG is the one that we like: Show up late, stuff yer pie-hole, guzzle Grampa's scotch, horrify the children, leave.....perfect!!

We'll be taking our holiday show up the road this Wednesday, 11/28 to The Westchester Sports Bar & Grille in Yonkers. Just 2 mephitic miles from Son of Sam's previous address, The WSB&G has started a "rocking Wednesday" promo night and have invited The Wallys up to rattle the softball trophies.

Sports Bars can be a bit tricky: Sometimes we're playing our decayed little hearts out and hear a roar of shouting and applause...aaaah! How rewarding! Someone's actually listening and appreciates the mellifluous musicianship of our tightly arranged diatribes!

Wrong again. More likely than not, the felons chasing that little ball around in the dirt up on the 15 big screen TVs are getting the ovation, not The Custard Clan. And woe unto thee if the kitchen runs outta wings! Obese stubble-heads heat up quickly when their food supply is depleted and don't give a good goshdarn who's at fault! Someone must be martyred for such a calamity and why not them strangers up on stage making all that racket? I think you get the piksher.

WEDNESDAY.......NOVEMBER 28......9:00.......45 minute set......no cover charge, all ages.

Toilet Report: Dunno, aint been there. Figger it's almost suburban so it should be squatitudinal. Toilet reporter will inspect & update after the show for future gigs (assuming there are any).

WESTCHESTER SPORTS BAR & GRILLE
320 Yonkers Avenue
Yonkers NY 10701
914 375 6620