Oh thank goodness summer is finally over! A fella can finally stop
perspiring for the first time in 4 months, the brats are back in their cages
and soon the stench of rotting garbage will subside. Which reminds us:

CUSTARD WALLY returns with yet another episode in a series of politically
astute, finger-snapping recitals this TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 9:00 at THE
TRASH BAR in up-and-having-no-trouble-cumming WILLIAMSBURG. After spending
the last 7 weeks twiddling knobs and mixing (uuggghhh) our new album (which
should be done by the 2008 recount), the time has come to get back onstage
and regain some criminal perspective.

Let us recalcitrate the exciting scenario yet again fer the newcummers: $5
cover gets you a one hour open bar from 8:00 - 9:00. Yes, they have pabst &
whiskey.....lots and lots of whiskey. This style of drinking has become
quite popular amongst the breech birthed of our following! Lotsa spazztic
prancing, wanton heckling, jumping astage and gnashing of teeth in
pageantries past have befitted us all. Sadly, the dogfighting is suddenly
out of fashion and dont expect any midriff exposed pirouettes after the
critical holocaust our Britney has suffered! We're easily offended,
sensitive blokes so we'll play it safe and stick to the Texas 2 step.

Toilet Report: Unfartunately unsuitable for the so-called "cunservatives".
One open room wif no separate stalls for felonious footsie, family-value
style hooverisms or anal poochings......sorry, senators.

TUESDAY....SEPTEMBER 18...9:00.....OPEN BAR: 8:00 - 9:00
$5 cover charge....BRING ID!