Post VD greetings!

Gratitudinous mention to all dem who braved the cold last month to check us
out at Niagara Bar. Wotta cool little joint! Lotsa 6'2", 20-sumthin babes
upstairs saw fit to momentarily stop smoking then descend the basement
stairs to bop around and dwarf us. The barkeep enjoyed our off-key
screechings enough to offer us a steady gig, so we'll be regulars there
until we're not.

If you can pry yerselves aways from Anna Nicole toxicology updates, Britney
shavings, and other crazy blond news; The Wallys will be playing a 45 minute
set this THURSDAY, 2/22 at KENNY'S CASTAWAYS. Kenny's has a looong,
almost-famous history: Bruce played the first of 7,643,544.95 muffled
G-chords there, NY Dolls and other junkies crooned odes transvestitionally,
Chris jumped thru the stage in the mid 80's, Matt bassed there in the 90's,
Alger Hiss whistled softly, etc. To cummemorate the occasion, Chris got a
new shirt which means we'll probably be filming this set.

BRING ID! Also, there's prolly a cover charge, but no one seems to know how
much.

TOILET REPORT: Varying. On occasion we've seen fit to urinate there
whilst breathing thru our noses. At other times, well...squateat emptor.

THURSDAY....FEBRUARY 22....9:00.....45 minute set