Ho ho ho - herpes 'round the mistletoe! Happy holidays, or in the words of
the 3 wise men: "Thank God that's over!"

Tis the season to be a pagan, wethinks. No kneeling in prayer to alleged
deities and asking a pedophile's forgiveness for uncommitted "sins" or
lining up wif overfed hags in neverending register lines at the local
Megacorp. Crapmart running up undeserved credits cards with useless fabrics
'n plastics. And these damn clerks! If only we could smack them all!!
Aincha tired of supporting otherwise unemployable prolls demanding insurance
and pay raises while moving slower than a WTC memorial committee?

Butt enuff religion for now: Cum celebrate the most expensive time of the
year with us at THE KNITTING FACTORY this THURSDAY, 12/28 at 8:00 PM in the
OLD OFFICE bar. We'll be playing a 45 minute set that'd make Santa retch up
momma's eggnog. The KF has 3 stages: main stage, tap bar, and OLD OFFICE,
which is below the tap bar and adjacent to the rats' nests. Stop by and say
hello to Alan Hevesi on your way in and since it's the holiday season, why
not toss him a piece of cheez? It seems at least as practical as giving
essence of mur to an infant messiah.

Also, Matt has uploaded some live Xmas carols from last month's sold-out
performance at Arlene's Grocery on our myspace site.

http://www.myspace.com/custardwally

Toilet Report: Omigod!! Freshly mopped floors! Clean, slate tile!
Meticulous faucets, plenty o' wipe and papertowels...and: HANDSOAP!! Lots
and lots of handsoap! Is this really NYC?

THURSDAY....DECEMBER 28, 8:00....45 minute set