DIFFICULT GIRL

A killer, a thriller,
A luvly little doe!
Vanilla, smoochable,
From head to painted toe!

She's certainly a difficult girl!
And one that's got me scratchin' my head.
A peculiarly difficult girl!
Perhaps it's time to put her to bed.

And when I visualize you wif yer knickers down,
A tub of jello and a couple of beers.
And then it comes the time to pull the general out,
All the irritable guff disappears.

A goddess, immodest,
A landing pad for leers.
Bloodthirsty, lustworthy,
A lass beyond her years.

She's certainly a difficult girl!
It's obvious her marbles are lost.
A particularly difficult girl!
And one who seems to think she's the boss!
(Oh no!)

But when I visualize you wif yer knickers down,
You take me right to some lascivious ledge.
And when I fantasize about yer crooked frowns,
Yer pliant poultry seems to lessen the edge.

She's certainly a difficult girl!
A complicated code I must crack.
An obstinately difficult girl!
A pretty little knickety-knack.
(Smooch - smooch!)

And when I visualize you wif yer knickers down,
It seems the heavens have descended right here.
And as I float around, fondle the flaxen down,
It's enuff to bring a fella to tears.