They pointed at the mouldings, I heard one of them say,
"A man did that, a man did that."
Didn't like the bathroom, found the fixtures passe.
"A man did that, a man did that."

Giggled at the cabinets and knowingly sneered;
"A man did that, a man did that."
Stumbled on the terrace, altered nose in the air,
"A man did that, a man did that."

A man did everything.
Planted and harvested your din-din.
A man is responsible for any blessing in your life.

With the smugness of a lifelong parental parasite,
Tirelessly lectures what exactly that it is that she wants.
Disregards indifference, winces out of sight;
Her lackey quipped my reply was unprofessional and blunt.

I said the mortar, bricks and copper were delivered by nuns.
"A man did that, a man did that."
Shirley Temple laid the piping then broke out her nail gun.
"A man did that, a man did that."

Girl scouts drilled the bedrock,
Mixed and poured the concrete.
"A man did that, a man did that."
Margaret Thatcher glued the roof down in the mid summer heat.
"A man did that, a man did that."

A man built everything,
Composed all them songs you try to sing;
Scrawled fine philosophy lacking in your life.

Look around you darling, every doodad you see:
"A man did that, a man did that."
With the exception of the planets and the sky and the seas,
"A man did that, a man did that."

Amended then defended every right you get wrong.
"A man did that, a man did that."
Fabricated, insulated all them panties you've strewn,
"A man did that, a man did that."

A man mined your wedding ring,
Financed and shined up all your bling.
A man made every g*%#$n thing in your life!