Excrementable breath,
Feety fragrance of death,
And pungent panties of doom that overpower the room.

These are my memories of you,
Precious memories of you,
Sacred drippings of youth.

You can't stand being alone.
Twist and shout in your phone,
While picking Tuesday's broccoli outta your teeth.

Often the hygiene was lax,
Single chinned women move fast.
The way you feign a sidekick has given me a tic.

These are my memories of you,
Precious memories of you,
Indefatigable you!

Precious memories of you,
Cherished moments of truth,
The jarring hackles running up my spine,
Yer cogent yap ain't shutting soon.

Precious memories of you,
Some are selectively cruel,
Irrepleasable you!

Precious memories of you,
Seems like a lifetime or two.
I suppose I should be moving on,
Life's too short and so are you.