I promise not to vomit,
Doth pledge my breakfast chips will stay inside.
I promise not to vomit.
This time you won't have to run and hide.

I promise not to vomit not one bead of piping bile.
I won't crush all your fingers when they lift a doggie pile.
I sure won't slice your lips off if I see them kiss a goon.
I'll hose me smoky temper should we socialize with rubes.

I promise not to vomit nor gouge thy eye if it ogles other ham.
I promise, girl, I promise not to vomit,
As open-mouthedly munch thee the onions of the damned.

I shan't share my puree on saggy boob or nose-pierced bean.
As weight is gained, stretched panties stain wif frightful leakery.
Won't power-blow me lunch on fuzzy gam or furry pit.
Ranch dressing greens and garlic creams halitosisticize your veggie winds.

I promise not to vomit,
No more cookie spilling,
No peeing in your soup!
I promise, girl, not one more pail of vomit.
This time I won't yack all over you.

Oh no!
No steaming salsa dripping off of you.