Until She Talks

Now everybody has a point
Where they lose any form of control,
And knowing that woman
Has put you in the starring role.

Hey, now everything is getting hot,
Your brain has got a tumor clot,
And anything she says does not make any sense,
Any sense whatsoever.
Oh you could never forget about her until:

She don't seem to be the one
That wants you in anyway at all.
When you sit down she jumps on you
And when you stand you're acting too tall,
Much too tall.

Hey, whatsa matter now she says she's cold,
She's getting fat, she's getting old.
You wish her parents had been bold
And punched her pretty mouth,
'Til it turned even redder.
And you could never live without her until she talks.

Until she talks everything is fine,
Until she talks, oh what a lovely behind!
Until she talks, her mouth is always going,
Until she talks, stupid words overflowing.
Until she talks, until she talks, until she talks,
Until she talks and talks and talks.

Until she talks you almost thought you'd maybe like her a little.
It's hard to pretend when your ears are bent
And your face is showered with spittle:
That things like peace of mind are left behind for single men,
Now you want to be one of them.

Crazy people she hangs with are outta control,
You call them fucking idiots but they got you in the starring role.

Hey, whatsa matter now she says she's cold,
She's getting fat, she's getting old.
I wish her parents had been bold
To punch her pretty fucking mouth,
'Til it turned even redder.
You could never live without her until she talks.

Until she talks, honey please shut up,
Until she talks, I've heard quite enough.
Until she talks, sweetie please quit bitchin',
Until she talks, my trigger finger be itchin'.
Until she talks, no trace of logic,
Until she talks, an angry, loud and odd chick.
Until she talks, everything's ok,
Until she talks, I think I'd rather be gay.


© copyright 1992 Chris Giunta