Custard Wally - WHEN A GOON HITS YOU OVER THE HEAD WIF A BOARD

WHEN A GOON HITS YOU OVER THE HEAD WIF A BOARD

When a goon hits you over the head wif a board,
He's apt to split your noggin wide!
When a goon hits you over the head wif a board,
Bid your pocket change goodbye!

Oh, I forgot to jerk off today;
Went drinking on the wrong side of town,
And now I gotta concussion!
I can't turn off the percussion.

When a goon hits you over the head wif a board,
A 2x4 adjusts your brim.
When a goon hits you over the head wif a board,
Soon your watch will tick for him!

I've often considered lower jaw realignment;
You've taken it on for a most modest consignment,
Danke Schoen!
Baby, danke schoen!

Oh, I forgot to whack off today;
Went drinking on the wrong side of town,
Now I've gotta concussion!
I can't turn off the percussion.