PREMATURELY WHORELY

Although you're hardly two and barely walk,
I can foresee a time when passing blokes'll gawk.
And on that day you'll lay your rattle aside,
A pinch, a slap, a kiss....a load of swallowed pride.

I'll have to keep it to myself,
Prematurely whorely....prematurely whorely.
Another twenty years upon the shelf,
Prematurely whorely, prematurely....

What's there to say when you know you feel this way?
And recognize an infant's prematurely whorely,
Prematurely whorely,
Prematurely whorely,
Prematurely....

And now you've learned to speak and sing and laugh,
You go to zoos and point at the giraffes.
Your eyes are dreamy and your braces shine,
And in only twelve short years....the judge won't bat an eye.

I'd better keep my big mouth shut,
Prematurely whorely....prematurely whorely.
I'll grin and bear it like a budget cut,
Prematurely whorely, prematurely....

What can ya say?
Admittin' it can make ya rue the day!
Ya found a naughty brownie prematurely whorely,
Prematurely whorely,
Prematurely whorely,
Prematurely....

Well now you're twenty-two and know the drill,
Home from college, lush and on the pill.
Alas my wand no longer leaps amass,
Fate has slapped me down, time has kicked my ass.
But I could rise again if you wink yer pretty ass!

Appears as though I've waited far too long,
Prematurely whorely....prematurely whorely.
Shoulda took your love when I was long and strong,
Prematurely whorely, prematurely....

What can ya do?
I guess there's just some girls I'll never get to screw.
Even when they're acting prematurely whorely,
Prematurely whorely,
Prematurely whorely,
Prematurely whorely.

© COPYRIGHT 2005 CHRIS GIUNTA