Custard Wally - PRETTY LITTLE PONYTAIL BOY

PRETTY LITTLE PONYTAIL BOY

Pretty little ponytail boy:
You're on the net,
Mum pays the rent.
Pretty little ponytail boy:
You're so confused,
You gotta lot of excuses.

But grooming like a woman won't make you a man,
Open your eyes lad,
It's time for a plan!
Many angry lesbians have noserings like you,
And an asshole tattoo.....to the inside of their skulls.

Pretty little ponytail boy:
You've moussed your locks,
You dream of cocks.
Pretty little ponytail boy:
You've pierced your ear and you've greased your rear!

But coiffing like a woman won't make you a man,
Stop looking in the mirror,
Take your dick out of your hand!
Many angry lesbians have clitrings like you,
And a sphincter tattoo that squirts:
"Please notice me coz I'm a rebellious dude!"

Oh dear!

Proud little pansy with your nincumpoop schemes,
Dabbing your colon wif vaseline.
A swift kick in the ass could never be more properly timed.
Cry to yer shrink that you just can't cope,
Apologize to your pets you dope.
You're a worthless piece of shit.....and everybody knows it.

But grooming like a woman won't make you a man,
Stop looking in the mirror,
Take yer wanker out yer hand!
Many angry lesbians have clitrings like you,
And an asshole tattoo that squirts:
"Please notice me coz I'm a very bad cat!"