She's the janitor's daughter,
And she even sez pleez!
I'll be grinning as I'm sinning
Cos I'm the one she's squinting at continually.

She don't read many books,
She sports two handsome blisters.
She gives men dirty looks,
She's sleeping with my sisters.

She's the janitor's daughter,
No overalls on that tail.
She flipped a wrestler to the ground,
Cos he followed her around with sudsy mop and a pail.

She's the janitor's daughter,
But they don't look much alike.
She often sneezes in her hands
And tosses eggs at her old man,
Whenever his union's on strike.

Janitor's daughter,
Sweep me away with your inherited brooms!
Be sure to check the furnace
And turn off all the lights before leaving the room.

Janitor's daughter,
Don't take no lip from no smart talking jerks!
They don't even thank you
When the poonie machine is well-stocked and it works.
It's well stocked...and it works.

She's the janitor's daughter,
She's always scratchin' her pike.
See daddy holding back the tears,
As the student body cheers because she's dating a dyke.

She's the janitor's daughter,
Her pappy's havin' a fit!
She'll disavow a wad o' goop,
But someday wed a nincompoop who'll surely smack her a bit.

I yearn to touch her toe,
She still won't clean her room.
She hates it when I fart,
But what's a boy to do?