Moistened memories of you and me,
Terse mementoes of how we be;
With dirty pictures you can look and see,
You and me together...

Let's take some dirty pictures.
Let's take some dirty pictures.
Let's take some dirty pictures.
Let's take some dirty pictures.

Scandal ridden, we're on the run.
Laughing hard, we had lotsa fun.
Food and rest and we're gonna cum again,
You betcha!

Naked bodies on scorching film,
In the past, Monty Clift and Liz.
Then we said,
"Hey boy, tip the chin...let's up the ante!"

Let's take some dirty pictures.
Let's take some dirty pictures.

Oh fettered love is insolent,
The lash is pure and true.
Now that indecision is gone!

Arouse thyself, my petulant and nary misconstrue:
Now's the time to go on, to go on,
To go on, to go on, to go on, on, on.

Oh, fettered love is insolent,
The lash is pure and true.
Now that indigestion is gone!

Caress thyself, my indigent and nary misconstrue:
Now's the time to go on, to go on,
To go on, to go on, to go on, on, on.

Up and at 'em, away we go.
Video'd we was blow by blow,
Now we've proof that I'm not a mo, go fetch your momma!

Hot and nasty, we chewed the fat.
Down and dirty, we passed the hat.
We strode right up and we swung the bat,
We hit a homer!

Let's take some dirty pictures, stinky pants.

Cuckold congressmen on the news,
We ain't holy, we beats da blues,
Republican outrage can be confusing to a lovely pageboy.

Sparks of passion, we lit the flame.
Through our teeth, we denied the blame;
Sorry senator, we never claimed to be sponsored by Disney.

Let's take some dirty pictures.