Saw her sister yesterday,
She sez that Sally's free.
Gonna buy a half a cow and take it home for tea.

Her momma swallowed horned toad frogs until she lost her teeth.
Now she's living at the glue house where her noodle atrophies.

I'm gonna feed fat Sally next Friday.
I'm gonna feed fat Sally next Friday.
I'm gonna play a little fiddle,
Gonna cock-a-doodle diddle,
Gonna feed fat Sally that day.

Sally loved another boy who threw one too many a punch.
She threw that bastard on his ass,
I hear she's doing lunch.

Take her to the roadside inn for country Sunday brunch,
They best fry up a couple more hogs and a kettle of Captain Crunch.

I'm gonna feed fat Sally next Friday.
I'm gonna feed fat Sally next Friday.
I'm gonna play a little fiddle,
Gonna cock-a-doodle diddle,
Gonna feed fat Sally that day.

I'm gonna feed fat Sally next Friday.
I'm gonna feed fat Sally next Friday.
I'm gonna oil up my thumbs,
Get a rubber and some tums,
Gonna feed fat Sally that day.

We'll have peas 'n gravy 'n pizza 'n pickles,
'n yams 'n goats 'n kangaroo patties,
'n truffles 'n weiners 'n blintzes 'n otters
Wolverine chops and catfish knuckles.

Zingers 'n Twinkies and maybe some coffee,
Waffles 'n cabbage 'n piss-fried chitlins,
Oxball soup, cold-poached rat possum,
Snakeskin chips and 17 melons.

I'm gonna feed fat Sally next Friday.
I'm gonna feed fat Sally next Friday.
I'm gonna play a little fiddle,
Gonna cock-a-doodle diddle,
Gonna feed fat Sally that day.