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DAMN BIG LIAR

I'm a damn big liar.
I'm a damn big liar.

If I told you, “You're the only one.”,
Well, you know that it's just not true.
I can't see any reason or profit,
For being honest with you.
If I told you, “I was dreaming of you.”,
I bet you would believe it.
You would lapse into your trance,
And then I would receive it.

I don't wanna defeat you,
Or cheat you,
Or set your house on fire.
But I'm a damn big liar.

Lotta people out everyday,
Transposin' and transactin'.
Lotta room for men to go their way,
With honesty enactin'.
So if I claim I'm not a pilferer,
I suggest you'd best not buy it.
And if I brag that I would kill for her,
Well, you know I'd never try it.

Not afraid to trample anything,
Constructing my empire.
But I'm a damn big liar.

If I told you, “You're the only one.”,
Well, you know I'm a damn big liar.
Everytime I'm near you and I notice my gun,
It feels like it's gonna fire.
The only thing that I ever need,
Is to feed my lust and desire.
But I'm a damn big liar.


© COPYRIGHT 2005 CHRIS GIUNTA


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