THE WORLD'S SILLIEST CLOTHES

Snickers in post-adolescent, high school corridors;
I don't care....I don't care.
Swinging fads and trendy plaids are spilling from her hips,
They hate her hair!
Well, that's not fair!

She saw a magazine that had a teen dressed as a zebra,
And an altered nose!
Off she goes...
Hauls it to the mall where special sales are e'er in season;
Charge it off,
Watch Daddy cough!

How could he know his spendthrift daughter in question:
Only buys the best,
Don't recognize excess?
Now he's come to terms
Wif dwindling funds and indigestion,
All for what?
Well, I'll tell you what!

The world's silliest clothes!
The world's silliest clothes!
Fresh off the rack and you can take them back
Til two days from tomorrow.

The world's silliest clothes!
The world's silliest clothes!
You can wager and guess,
But underneath that mess I know there's an angel.

She saw a show where Vanna Blow
Laid down wif her producer:
On a leather couch,
No one said, "Ouch."
The lingerie was edible and couldn't get much looser,
Black filthy pumps!
Liposuctioned rumps!

Who would expect such pernicious behavior,
From such delicate poultry in a red rayon blazer?

The world's silliest clothes!
The world's silliest clothes!
Fresh off the rack and you can take them back
Til two days from tomorrow.

The world's silliest clothes!
The world's silliest clothes!
You can wager and guess,
But underneath that mess I know there's an angel.

Who can decipher estrogeneous impulse,
When it squanders small fortunes on its polka-dot lapels?

© COPYRIGHT 2008 CHRIS GIUNTA