GUSSY'S on FRIDAY
"A nobleman's wart is the badge of the poor"
Madonna Lohan Gandhi
Turn off the vaporizers, fluff up yer merkins, escape the terrifyingly dull
metro apologists and join us in Astoria our lives for a cacophonical
conquest of Queens. Wotta great club! Reminiscent of long gone downtown
and westside rockpits from a gritty era when dipsomaniacs were quick with a
poke and a light up yer toke and we picked a younger man's nose.
Convenient 'n close for motorists: A quick 'n bouncy trip down the BQE. At
our previous nocturne, a wistful keyboard tech drank halfa case of Bud,
chose the gal with the furriest unibrow, and was back in his bunk at the
downtown Brooklyn detention center 15 minutes after last call.
Easy parking too!! "Impossible in our verminified hamlet" you say? When
not developing 200 million dollar taxpayer funded firework fests, NASA nerds
dispute the possibility but GUSSY'S proves them wrong. Perhaps they've been
pointing their telescopes up the wrong black holes?
If not horribly mangled at rehearsal we may play this one:
FRIDAY.....9:00.....GUSSY'S...40 minute set.
Toilet Report: Blissfully tinkleful! 60's style blue tile that recall
childhood sprinklings, ensuring a spiritually soothing flow.
(718)596-4841 ext 2
20-14 29th Street
Astoria NY 11105
917 261 1494