A belagered Happy Fathers Day, ye who hath spawned!
We be at TRASH BAR this TUESDAY at 9:00 PM doing a 45 minnit set. Yins know
the drill by now: Pool table, spud machine and graffiti covered wimmin in
the front room. Pay a paltry $6 to glide past the siltry red drapes into
the backroom slaughterhouse serving a toasty open bar from 8:00 - 9:00
featuring well brand hoochery and domestic pabstpiss. A simply splendid
deal in a country wif no manufacturing! Where else can you get 11 shotsa
whiskey with back-up brews on the cheep whilst the minstrels serenade?
That's right...not even in Branson.
This be yer last chance to stomp and heckle wif us til September, as
skin-slappin, stick enthused John DiGiulio has signed on as rhythmist for a
2 month road tour of "Gulden Gurlz: Der Musikal." We'll prolly viddy this
gig for posteriors' sake. Added Mattinay!: To celebrate Matt's 60th
birthday, he'll be playing a set after with his band Atomsmasher then taking
us all home for hickeys, cake and ice cream!
We be spending summer remains in the studio wif the usual miscreants to mix
the next album. Uuuuuuugggggh. These sessions are long and frustrating;
filled with Chris' most irritating personality quirks, dismal tones,
malfunctioning macs, personal insults, effeminate fisticuffs and perchance a
BQE fender-bender along the way. Still, it seems preferable to broiling in
melanomic death rays on an oily beach foola screaming wunderkinds.
TUESDAY.......JUNE 22.....9:00.....45 minnit set....Bring ID.
Toilet Report: Buttockfully unbending, spacious and red.