Park Avenue for The Wallys, quite posh! Quite posh indeed!
Not quite. We're at DESMOND'S TAVERN this FRIDAY at 10:00 for a 45 minnit
set. DESMOND'S is one of Manhattan's oldest Irish bars. Altho we've never
disgraced the stage, tis within The Custard Clan's 6 degrees of penetration.
Chris occasionally irritated the patrons in the mid-80's when he dwelled
thereabouts years afore our beloved engineer Richie narrowly avoided a
swinging shellelagh and Gaylick thumping when his band strummed in yon very
inne! Fiery Bushmill spirits prompted his inner minstrel to crack wise
onstage regarding the penurious Sons of Eire's renowned proclivity for
strong drink. Luckily for him he's blind, and thus was spared a proper
Dublin pubstomp from the thundering brogans of Killarneybragh.
FRIDAY......NOVEMBER 6......10:00 PM
TOILET REPORT: After perusing many online reviews, it's apparently quite
filthy and has yet to be cleaned. Legend has it that Sir Paul "Give Ireland
Back to The Irish" McCartney hisself ran in to make a quick deposit after
munching some bad Chinese food a few decades ago. Apparently (online
sources swear this is true) the proud staff fished his spontaneous
composition outta the toilet, bronzed the ballad, and now display it