"Nary behoove the unspanked" is oft quoteth by soothsayers of such, and we
Back at DON PEDRO'S this Wednesday. We luv this joint. Easy parking, cheap
booze, greasy women and tattooed tacos (wait, reverse that). This is a
great AND comfortable room to watch us play our little fingers off for you
whilst keening paeans of unsuckcess. We'll be having our cd release pahtay
here next month for our brilliant new flop, "CALL ME WALT" but will have
some complimentarded copies for attendees of this month's colostomy.
The good folks at Lucid Culture gave us a nice jolt. You can read it at
http://lucidculture.wordpress.com/ or below if yer fingers are too
overworked to click any further.
"Arguably the funniest band in all of rock: Wednesday, 9:30 Don Pedro's.
If Ween is a little too tame for you, meet Custard Wally. Punk energy, all
kinds of dirty jokes and the humor doesn't stop when the music starts.
Their anti-trendoid diatribe "Pretty Little Ponytail Boy" will go over just
fine here on the outskirts of trust fund land."
Not bad....looks like dem bribes paid off!
WEDNESDAY.....DON PEDRO'S.....6/25.....9:30...ALWAYS BRING ID..
Toilet Report: We've done well here....large, CLEAN, white porcelain
squattisseries with plenty of hand soap and paper towels for our
conservative pals. Frequently mopped, accepting short-term deposits.