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I NEVER KNEW I'D MEET A GIRL LIKE YOU

Whenever I remember the cyclone of my youth,
Those were the times that a fella leapt right out of his shoes!
I knew the ride would have some bumps,
I dove right in and took my lumps,
Fun growing pains.

Azurest skies enthrall us,
A time too good to last!
Smooching slow at the hagtoss soft summer nights.
Exalted daze from yesteryear,
They vanished fast like neighbor's beer on holidays.

I never knew I'd meet a girl like you.
I never knew I'd meet a girl like you.
When you do you say, "Oh baby!"
What a snackingly snug little morsel you've ripened into.

A million words unspoken and that's alright by me!
Cupid caught me wif my pants down again.
The tender thoughts were sure and true,
We made pure love, we'd never screw up on the way.

I never knew I'd meet a girl like you.
I never knew I'd meet a girl like you.
When you do you say, "Oh baby!"
What a peachfully plump little hemp-hen you've blossomed into.
Oh, you'll most certainly do!

Chorus

I never knew those days would go...

 

C & P Copyright Chris Giunta 2004

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