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OH NO!

Oh my vigilant baby,
You feel the time has arrived?
The only question remaining:
The sort of protection applied?

Submarines in the navy,
Hardly have deadlier foes.
E'er beware lover's gravy;
Doesn't concoct further woes,
In case the apple is rotten ya chose,
You'll soon know if it's worth it supposedly tonight.

Oh no!
What a blow!
Here we go again.
Oh no!
Oh no, not another "every 3 out of 10".

I know time has shown before that every plague'll end,
But fo sho: Just letting go'll cause a fatal circumstance.

Laboratories and pyrex,
Haven't really told us that much:
Sorry folks....here's the latex,
Use only an hour before lunch.

In response to Cardinal McLooney:
Abstinence isn't for me.
Tipper Galore's gonna rue me,
Til science provides remedies.
And decent folks can get some relief,
But that ain't gonna help or release us tonight.

Oh no!
What a blow!
Here we go again.
Oh no!
Oh no, not another "every 3 out of 10".

I know time has shown before that every plague'll end,
But fo sho: Just letting go'll cause a fatal circumstance.

Take me back to that reliable forgotten time,
When you didn't have to sweat...the punishment'd fit the crime.
Now there's microwaves and satellites upon the moon,
Still we say, "Hey mac, pass the balloons."
Our priorities seem all misconstrued,
It's all for one getting screwed real tight, that's right



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