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MR. & MR. HEINIE PIE

Some senators pulled their pants up and furrowed up their brow,
"Tain't right them fellas can't legally bind, we've got to fix it now!"
They ain't frettin' ‘bout budgets nor schools nor roads, nor unsustainable pensions,
It's homosexual nuptials that's garnered their attention.

Ho dee ho dee ho dee homo,
La dee da dee dah.
There's a dingle in the dell for Tinkerbell,
They're breaking out the heinie pie.
Tying the knot with heinie pie,
Mr. & Mr. Heinie Pie.

Them fruities were rooty-toot-tootin',
And swishing in the streets.
Soon funding divorce barristers when tired of spoiling meat.

Genetically flawed now bound by law,
Stretchy sphincter wed to Willy.
Matrimonial rules for glazing stools just seems so gosh darn silly.

Ho dee ho dee ho dee homo,
Lad dee da dee dah.
Step up to the mound and kiss the ground,
Settling down with heinie pie.
Skipping to the altar with heinie pie,
Mr & Mr. Heinie Pie.

And sisters of the leaf can notify the softball league:
When Sheila switches squealers there's contractual relief.

Ho dee ho deee ho dee homo,
La dee da dee dah.
Stirring up the fudge and pledging their luv;
Prancing to the chapel with heinie pie,
Tearfully a-toastin' heinie pie.

Mr. & Mr. Heinie Pie.
Mr. & Mr. Heinie Pie.

 

C & P Copyright Chris Giunta 2021

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